"This Guy" is a mysterious figure in the Unikingdom. He is never seen moving, and always stands perfectly still.
Hawkodile warns citizens to watch out for him.
This Guy is a rectangular individual with dot eyes, white skin, and red, poofy hair. He has blue lips and a large, round red nose, resembling that of a clown.
- This Guy's design may be playing off of Americans' well-known fear of clowns.