"This Guy" is a mysterious figure in the Unikingdom. He is never seen moving, and always stands perfectly still.

Hawkodile warns citizens to watch out for him.


This Guy is a rectangular individual with dot eyes, white skin, and red, poofy hair. He has blue lips and a large, round red nose, resembling that of a clown.

He wears red shoes and a blue harlequin outfit with a ruffled collar. He is always seen holding an orange balloon.



  • This Guy's design may be playing off of Americans' well-known fear of clowns.
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