The Airplane Safety Song

"The Airplane Safety Song" is a song from "First Flight". Unikitty and Puppycorn sing it to Richard to try and help him overcome his fear of flying.

Lyrics[]

Unikitty: There's no need you to worry, there's no need for you to cry / 'Cause you always super safe when you're traveling in the sky!
Puppycorn: So sit back, relax, and shout HOO-RAY! / This plane's full of stuff to keep you out of harm's way!

Unikitty: There's pamphlets! And peanuts! And all kinds of swag!
Puppycorn: If cabin pressure drops, here's some air in a bag!
Unikitty: Seat belts!
Puppycorn: Life vests!
Unikitty & Puppycorn: Cushions that float!
Puppycorn: If you feeling nervous, pet this trained service goat!

Service Goat: (Screams)

Unikitty: In emergencies there's really no need to fear / Cuz there's exits here!
Puppycorn: ...And here!
Unikitty: ...And here!
Puppycorn: ...And here!
Richard: That's too many openings.

Unikitty: Don't worry Rick! Everything's super safe / You can only bring approved items onto the plane!
Kickflip: Like a morning star?
Unikitty: Yeah!
Nun: A trident?
Unikitty: Sure!
Q.T.: A flamethrower?
Unikitty: Of course!
Really Old Edith: A cotton swab?
Unikitty: NO! You're under arrest!
Puppycorn: Put her in plane jail!!
(Unikitty puts Edith in the overhead bin)
Unikitty: UNH!

Puppycorn: Bathroom breaks are easy, follow lights along the the floor!
Unikitty: Just make sure to watch out for the-
Unikitty & Puppycorn: -TOILET DINOSAUR!
Toilet Dinosaur: (Roars!)
Richard: (Shrieks)

Unikitty: Who loves airplanes?
Citizens: We do! We do!
Puppycorn: Who loves safety?
Citizens: We do! We do!

Unikitty: EVERYBODY CONGA!
(Conga music plays)

Trivia[]

This song may be a parody of the Virgin America safety video from 2013.
During the storyboard stage of the song, S&P department claimed that nail clippers, scissors and sword are too imitable for young viewers to bring onto planes, so they were changed to cotton swab, mace, and trident respectively. However, for unknown reasons S&P had no issues with the flamethrower which ended up being kept in the final cut. ^[1]