[Start on the Unikitty Live Music]
Unikitty: What's up, what's up, what's up? welcome to Live Music Live, the hot new show where we count up Unikingdom's top music videos picked by you. The citizens.
[The citizens cheering]
Unikitty: That's right. We're blasting through the hottest songs of the week. Ranked one to four, with four being the best, and one being good, although not as good as four. And two and three are somewhere in between!
[The citizens cheering again]
Richard: That's an extremely confusing metric.
Unikitty: What about it is confusing, Rick? Four's the biggest, so you wanna be four.
Richard: But why you not just count down from four to one?
Unikitty: I don't make the rules, Rick. Four is clearly the best!
[The citizens cheering to "Four"]
Unikitty: See?
Richard: Hmm
Unikitty: Now let's kick it off with your song number one. A nice, happy crowd-pleaser sure to make everyone in the kingdom all warm and fuzzy. Spin that CD, disco!
["Super Love" music begin"]
♪It's such a beautiful day♪
♪Let's go have a picnic♪
'♪Nothing could ruin our fun♪
♪Until we're interrupted♪
♪By metal demons!♪
♪We fight them♪
♪We smite them♪
♪We just want to have picnic♪
♪But we did not invite them♪
♪No!♪
♪Now, anyway♪
♪Now that The demons are gone♪
♪Let's get back to picnic♪
♪We brought all kinds of food♪
♪But oh, my gosh, we're attacked by some other demons!♪
♪We fight them♪
♪We smite them♪
♪We just want to have picnic♪
♪But we did not invite them♪
♪No!♪
♪So I look to you and say♪
♪Pa, pa, pa♪
♪Super love♪
♪Do you want to be my best friends?♪
♪Pa, pa, pa♪
♪Super love♪
♪It's you and me to the end♪
♪We're gonna fight♪
♪With love♪
♪With love♪
♪With love♪
♪I can feel my heart beat♪
♪1, 2, 3, 4!♪
♪Pa, pa, pa♪
♪Super love♪
♪Our destiny is as one♪
♪But it's two hard♪
♪Our love's not strong enough♪
♪Our picnic looks like it's gonna bite the dust♪
♪So we unite and transform♪
♪Our destiny is as one♪
♪To reach our ultimate form♪
♪Our destiny is as♪
♪1, 2, 3, 4!♪
♪Pa, pa♪
♪Super love♪
♪Do you want to be my best friends?♪
♪Pa, pa, pa♪
♪Super love♪
♪It's you and me to the end♪
♪We're gonna fight♪
♪With love♪
♪With love♪
♪With love♪
♪I can feel my heart beat♪
♪1, 2, 3, 4!♪
♪Pa, pa, pa♪
♪Super love♪
♪Our destiny is as one♪
[The song ended]
[Crowd Cheering]
Unikitty: All right, Unikingdom! That was your number one song! we did it, Hawkodile. How does it feel?
Hawkodile: [Raspy voice] Really bad. All that heavy metal shouting completely destroyed my voice.
Unikitty: Very cool. What was your favorite part of the music video?
Ryott: AHHH!
Unikitty: Mine, too! yay!
Richard: Did you just change the numbers so you could be number one an make it sound like your song was the best?
Unikitty: Why would I want to be number one when I could be number four? you're silly, Rick.
Richard: Hmm.
Unikitty: Next up is a mathematically perfect tune from our own, Dr. Fox!
[Dr. Fox give thumbs]
Unikitty: Unikingdom, here is your number two song!
["Groove As One" music begin]
Dr. Fox:
♪Don't want a friend or romance♪
♪That's not what my heart's set on♪
♪I just want a dance partner♪
♪To dance to my favorite song♪
♪I've got the specs down♪
♪But no one fits the bill♪
♪Can't dance with robots♪
♪How will these dancer's shoes be filled♪
♪But if the perfect dancer can't be found♪
♪I'll make him in a lab deep underground♪
♪My calculations can't be wrong♪
♪When I dance to my favorite song♪
♪It goes like♪
♪Come on up the day is done♪
♪Dance all night and groove as one♪
♪We are diamonds in the sun♪
♪Feel our heart beat as one♪
♪Come on up and have some fun♪
♪Dance all night and groove as one♪
♪We are living on the run♪
♪I've jammed and planned, and now♪
♪I'm in the science zone♪
♪I can see it now♪
♪My dance partner will be a modified dancing clone!♪
Eureka!
♪And deep in the smoke, I can finally see♪
♪The only other dancer who dances like me♪
♪A clone, a copy, a facsimile♪
♪With a dancerly physic!♪
[The song ended]
[Crowd Cheering]
Dr. Fox: Boop, boop, boop. Yeah!
Unikitty: I don't know what about this you're not getting, Rick. Like, would you just want one cake or four different cakes?
Richard: That's conceptually not the same thing...
Unikitty: Now it's time for our special guest of the night. Straight from her sold-out world tour, it's Tap Dancing Butterfly!
[Puppycorn and Hawkodile gasp and Piano Man pull the piano]
Piano Man: ♪Yeah!♪
[Butterfly begin it's dancing]
Unikitty: Wow. so much pizzazz. Now, who's ready for Unikingdom's number three song?
Citizens: Me!
Unikitty: All right! Ready your ears for Puppycorn and his latest dance club number.
Puppycorn: [Barks]
["A Perfect Day!" music begin]
Puppycorn:
♪I hop out of bed! I'm Puppycorn, hooray!♪
♪Somethin' tells me it's gonna be a good day!♪
♪I brush my hair and I wash my teeth♪
♪Lookin' good, Puppycorn!♪
♪So do you!♪
♪Thanks, me!♪
♪Peep a day in the life of your favorite MC!♪
♪Rick made me breakfast! Cake? Yes, please!♪
♪I kiss Rick goodbye and I hop on my ski!♪
♪And I pull some sweet tricks! Aw yeah! Yippee!♪
♪I do a bunch of rad flips and it looks real cool!♪
♪Hey ladies!♪
Ladies:
♪Hey!♪
Puppycorn:
♪Hey dudes!♪
Dudes:
♪Ooh!♪
Puppycorn:
♪Hey there, Sun! How's it hangin', Cloud?♪
♪It's a perfect day, no bad times allowed!♪
♪I land at the park, and it's a party for me!♪
♪My friends are gathered around, what could it be?♪
♪Puppycorn, you're here! The votes are in!♪
Dino Dude:
♪Puppycorn, you're here! The votes are in!♪
♪We tallied them up! Congratulations, you win! ♪
♪You're the president of cool, and it comes with a prize!♪
Puppycorn:
♪I open the box, I can't believe what's inside!♪
♪It's balls! Balls! All kinds of balls!♪
♪Big balls, little balls, every shape and size♪
♪Balls for sport, and balls for fun!♪
♪Balls for me and everyone!♪
♪Everybody gets a ball, 'cause it's baller to share!♪
♪Then I turn into a car and I fly into the air!♪
♪Whoosh!♪
♪Up in the ionosphere I'm feelin' good♪
♪Until a suspicious character cruises into my hood♪
Emperor of Space (Puppycorn voice):
♪I'm the Emperor of Space, and I'm real, real bad!♪
♪I'm jealous of your coolness and it's making me mad♪
Puppycorn:
♪Yo, Mr. Emperor, you ready to rock?♪
♪I vroom-vroomed into space to clean your clock!♪
♪My engine revs up, and my paws start to glow!♪
♪The space dude looks up and he says,♪
Emperor of Space (Puppycorn voice):
♪Oh, no!♪
♪AAAGH!♪
♪You've bested me, I'm thoroughly wrecked♪
♪I have to admit, you've earned my respect♪
♪Since this righteous battle has come to an end♪
♪May I shake your hand and become your friend?♪
Puppycorn:
♪Then we shake hands, and I turn him into a pizza! And then I eat him!♪
♪Nom, nom, nom, nom, Mmm delicious♪
♪What a great day♪
[The song ended]
[Crowd Cheering]
Puppycorn: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Richard: Wait, if the space emperor became your friend, why would you still turn him into a pizza and eat him?
Puppycorn: Uh cause he as, like, a bad guy.
Richard: Oh, okay.
[The citizens continue the cheers]
Unikitty: Ladies and gentleman and everyone in between, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. It's time for your number four song!
[The citizens scream again to "Four"]
Unikitty: The envelope, please. This is it, the moment of truth. Unikingdom's most requested music video is from...
[Unikitty open the paper]
Unikitty: Richard?
Richard: You know it! Hit it!
["Touch The Night" music begin]
♪Going out and I'm feeling good♪
♪Everybody's safe in my hood♪
♪Uh oh, it looks like something's wrong here♪
♪They kidnapped my fiancee!♪
♪That's not good. I'll have to save her♪
♪I can't let this stand, no way sir♪
♪With my skills I'll have to save the day♪
♪Clear the way!♪
[Chorus]
♪Take me higher!♪
♪Touch the night and call me in the morning!♪
♪Hold me closer!♪
♪Feel the heat and dance into the darkness!♪
♪Take me higher!♪
♪Touch the night and call me in the morning!♪
♪Hold me closer!♪
♪Feel the heat and dance into the darkness!♪
[All citizens cheering]
Richard: You're elcome. That's right. Yeah, you know it.
Unikitty: Oh Rick, I can't believe it! The style, those moves! [Singsong voice] That hair! Yes! Such hot musical power! You truly are number four!
Citizens: You're number four! You're number four! You're number four!
Richard: But please don't touch me.
Citizens: You're number four! You're number four! You're number four!
Butterfly: Ha-cha!
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