[The episode starts in Unikitty's room where she is sitting at a table]
Unikitty: I must say, this dinner is exquisite! [Cut to the other side of the table where the dummy from *[[Film Fest]]* specifically from Unikitty and Puppycorn's movie is sitting]
Unikitty: [providing the dummy's voice] Yes, but not half as exquisite as you!
[Unikitty puckers her lips and attempts to kiss the dummy while making kissing noises. She then stops as she moves one of the dummy's hands to her face]
Unikitty:[in the dummy's "voice"] Stop! A gentleman does not kiss before he dances!
Unikitty: [ In her own voice ]Well then, shall we dance?[She lifts the dummy in the air and swings it from side to side as she dances with it] Tra -la-la- tra- la- la!
Unikitty:[ In the dummy's voice] Lift me!
Unikitty:[in her voice] Whee! [ She tosses the dummy high and it hits the ceiling fan causing it to scatter around the room. The watermelon head of the dummy then covers her head ]
Unikitty: I can't see! [ She stumbles around as she tries to pull the watermelon off her.Unikitty then trips and knocks over her trashcan causing garbage to spill all over her as she falls. she pops back up and rips the side of the watermelon where her face is off as she turns into Angry kitty]
Angry kitty : RAAAAHHHHHH! [ she is suddenly hit in the face with the pillow body of the dummy .She turns back to normal and removes the pillow from her face. The watermelon is still on her head and there is a banana peel on top of it. There is a feather on her nose. She sneezes the feather off her nose and her tail off her rear at the same time]
Unikitty: [with a shocked expression on her face ]That was so embarrassing! Glad nobody saw THAT.
Puppycorn : (offscreen) Whoa! [Unikitty freezes from shock and looks towards the hallway. Puppycorn is standing there smiling . The screen zooms in on him three times dramatically. The screen returns to Unikitty's point of view. Puppycorn bursts into laughter]
Unikitty: (nervously) It's not what it lokks like!I certainly didn't build the dummy to practice romantic kissing and dancing, should the need ever arise! Don't tell anyone.
Puppycorn: (still laughing) You tried to kiss that watermelon, (laughs) and you pooted your tail off.! I'm never gonna forget that! [Leaves the hallway laughing, The screen zooms in on Unikitty's face]
Unikitty:(to herself) then Im gonna make you forget it.[Cut to Dr.Fox's lab where Puppycorn is straped to a strange device, Unikitty walks up to him]
Puppycorn:Oh man, sis, remember when you pooted your tail off?(laughs)Hey, what are we doing here?
Unikitty : Oh, it's just a routine checkup,don't worry about it.[Dr.Fox walks in holding a clipboard]
Dr.Fox:Oh, I've been wanting to test out my memory machine for a while now! Thanks for volunteering, Puppycorn.
Puppycorn :( looking surprised) Wait, Volunteering?
Unikitty: (nervouly)Yes, super nice of him to do that. Anyway, let's move forward.Doc.How does this work?
Dr.Fox: Well, first we're going to put Puppycorn to sleep ,so he won't move around as much.[ Cut to Puppycorn who is still straped to the device, moving rapidly and producing a lot of sparkle matter. Cut back to Dr. Fox who is now in a surgical outfit, wearing a surgical mask and holding a gas hose on one hand] Okay, Puppycorn, count backwards from three.
Puppycorn :Okay. Three...! (he falls asleep producing sleepy sparkle matter)
Dr. Fox: Oh.( she removes the surgical outfit and mask revealing that she was wearing her regular labcoat under the outfit. She walks towards a lever on the side of the device.
Unikitty: This is safe, right?
Dr.Fox: Of course. Probably.[She pulls the lever causing a beam of light from the top of the device to strike Puppycorn causing his head to open .Unikitty and Dr. Fox look into his head. Inside his head are miniature versions of him Unikitty, Dr.Fox and Hawkodile's heads along with some miniature versions of Richard all piled on one another. They are all moving on a spot and giggling in high pitched voices]
Unikitty: (offscreen)Ooh!
Dr.Fox:(offscreen)These are all of Puppycorn's memories.
Unikitty (offscreen)Aw, they're so cute!
Dr.Fox: (offscreen) Each one of these little guys contains a memory from Puppycorn's past.[The screen goes back to Unikitty and Dr. Fox]
Unikitty:Yeah, yeah, cool. Uh, real interesting.So, what would happen if we oh, I don't know threw all the bad, sad, or embarrassing memories in the garbage?
Dr.Fox:I don't know if it's such a good idea to take ALL the bad memories out.
Unikitty : (drags her words)Are you sure? (holds a few Dr. Fox memories) [Ripple effect, Dr. Fox and her robot helpers are running around in her lab just like in *Too Many Unikitties
Dr. Fox :Oh, no! Oh, no, no! What do I do? What do I do?[cut to the scene from Fire and nice just after Angry kitty escapes]
Dr. Fox:Oh, my [ cut to one scene frome The zone just before security bot takes Dr. Fox]
Security bot: Intruder detected [Cut to Kitchen chaos just before Dr. Fox treats Richard]
Dr. Fox: And this super-safe untested healing ointment... [ cut to the same episode, but later as Dr. Fox sees the minifigure citizen]
Dr. Fox: Tentacle!
Minifigure citizen: Uh-oh. You did your best. [Cut to no day like snow day when Dr. Fox inspects the snowman]
Dr. Fox:...filled and brought him to life!
Master Frown :(screams) [Cut to wishing well when Dr. Fox was tied to the rocket]
Dr. Fox: I can't breathe in space! [ Cut to Lab cat where Dr. Fox is testing Unikitty and Puppycorn]
Dr. Fox: Bombardment by cosmic radiation! (Unikitty and Puppycorn mutate)[ cut back to Too many Unikitties]
Dr. Fox:No, no, no, no! [ Cut back to lab cat ]
Dr. Fox:A black doughnut hole.[Cut to Rock friend , just after Puppycorn leaves the lab]
Citizen:Uh, what's this for again?(Dr. Fox pulls the lever and green light shines on her glasses a lazer sound is heard) [Cut back to the present]
Dr. Fox: You know what? on second thought, let's take them all out. I have a perfect place to store them. [presses a button and a gray cylindrical container comes out of the ground]
Unikitty:Ooh, what's this? A super-scientific specimen container?
Dr. Fox: Yes. Also known as a trashcan.(grabs the memories )Boop! [presses the same button and the trashcan opens . She throws out the memories. Cut toHawkodile and Richard as they come into the lab]
Hawkodile: Hey, what are you...( he and Richard gasp )[ Unikitty is shown poking her head int Puppycorn's. She brings her head out. Some memories are on her face as she sees them]
Unikitty: Oh, hey, guys.
Hawkodile and Richard( in unison)What's wrong with Puppycorn?
Unikitty:We're just looking through some of Puppycorn's memories.[Hawkodile is holding unto Richard , who is watching in terror]
Hawkodile:This is freaking me out.
Unikitty: Yeah, we all seem to freak out a lot.
(Cut to Unikitty and Puppycorn screaming from "R and Arr")
(Cut to Puppycorn riding his trike and screaming from "Birthday blowout")
(Cut to Unikitty in a random citizen's house taking her head out of the bathtub")
Hawkodile: Shrinking? (Cut to Him in "crushing defeat")
(Cut to Hawkodile, Dr Fox and Puppycorn screaming from "Hide n seek")
(Cut to them screaming again)
(Cut to Puppycorn screaming)
(Cut to Unikitty in "Hide and seek" with Richard next to her.They are standing in front of a coffin) Uniktty: A ghost!
(Cut to Hawkodile screaming from "No day like snow day")
(Cut to Unikitty shreiking)
(Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr Fox and Hawkodile screaming from "scary tales")
(Cut to Dr Fox as corn from "spoooooky game") Dr Fox: I'm corn!
(Cut to Unikitty and Puppycorn screaming)
(Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr Fox and Hawkodile in "scary tales" With Puppycorn extremely buff and hawkodile very tiny)
(Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Dr Fox and Mark 1 screaming from "Lab Cat")
(Cut to Hawkodile punching the psycho killer from "Scary tales")
Richard: Yes, there is a lot of
screaming around here.
Unikitty: Actually, it's mostly from you, Rick.
(Cut to Richard screaming from Kitchen chaos)
(Cut to him laughing in "Too many Unikitties")
(Cut to him screaming after being hit by the couch in "R and Arr")
(Cut to him screaming after breaking his back in "kitchen chaos")
(Cut to him being punched by Hawkodile in "R and Arr")
(Cut to him giggling after emerging from his artwork in "Too many Unikitties")
(Cut to him getting run over by Dr Fox's robots in "R and Arr")
(Cut to him producing a huge star sparkle matter and laughing from "sparkle matter matters")
(Cut to him being blown away by a fire extinguisher and screaming in "Unikitty news")
(Cut to him screaming while trying to get out of bed in "Kitchen chaos")
(Cut to his skin bursting off in "scary tales")
Richard: I don't like that.
Hawkodile: Ooh, ooh, do some of me!
Dr Fox: Oh, here we go.
Hawkodile: Oh, yeah, get ready for awesomeness.
(Cut to "Wishing well" Hawkodile: This training is getting a bit too intense.)
[Cut to too many unikitties] Hawkodile: I've been such a silly billy.
[cut to kaiju kitty] Hawkodile: Curse these floppy noodles!
- Ready. Let someone else go.
[Cut to pet pet] Hawkodile: Huh? You're not Pet Pet.
[cut to kaiju kitty] Hawkodile: Nobody look at me.
Hawkodile: What? Why are those in there? I want to see cool memories.
Unikitty: Well, lucky for you,we're throwing out all the bad ones.
Hawkodile: Good. I think it's better if Puppycorn remembers me for the radical action hero I really am.
[Cue montage of Hawkodile being radical from the episodes: Crushing defeat, late night talky time, The zone, Unikitty news, scary tales and one last memory shows the episode Film fest where he is kissing Dr not Fox
Dr Fox: Oh, what was that last one?
Hawkodile: Nothing. Bad memory. Pretend you didn't see that one.
Richard: Look, I found one of me.
[Cue a bunch of erasers lined up and falling]
Richard: Oh, I guess that was actually an eraser. [Groans and flies down]
Unikitty: Keep fowarding. We have to take all the bad ones out.
[Pan in to her face] Especially one memory in particular.
Dr Fox: What was that?
Unikitty: Nothing. Wow, sure are a lot of explosions in here.
[cue a bunch of explosions from the episodes Sparkle matter matters,
Definitely keep those in there.
Look, I found a bunch of the citizens.
-Oh, my! -Ahh!
- Oh, dear.
--Oh!
- It's not working.
Oh, no!
Yeah, let's leave those out. Why does anyone live here?
I found some dancing.
--Yeah!
Yay!
Very bad memories, far too loud.
-No, Rick, those are good memories. -How about these?
I'm sorry.
I belong in the trash!
--Don't be sad.
Oh, no!
It's not tears, it's eye sweat.
You're a mindless feel-good story.
Hey.
What? I don't cry that much.
It's okay, big guy, look at these happy memories.
- Oh. -There you go.
We sure laugh a lot.
We sure do!
Did you find any, UniKitty?
Mmm, not exactly what I was looking for,
but I found a bunch of me and Puppycorn.
Happy birthday, little bro!
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, lil' bro
♪ Bro, bro, bro, bro Brother, Brother
♪ Bro, bro, bro, Brother, Brother
♪ Bro, bro, bro
Ooh, Puppycorn!
Good job, little bro.
Funky.
And a bunch of these little cuties.
Aw! What you talking about in here?
Anything. So cute!
We love you forever.
This tastes like a tummy dream and feels like a hug!
You should be bursting with happiness all the time!
Aw! How cute!
Aw, I'm so cute. I wonder what this one is?
Why do you hate friendship?
Not my proudest moment, but it doesn't happen all the time.
What about these?
Okay, okay! Heh. A lot of bad memories. A lot of bad memories
of all kinds of stuff, all different people.
-Okay, what else we have? -These ones?
Those are bad memories.
Let's see. Hmm. Where is that embarrassing one?
Ooh, there, I finally found one of me.
So, Puppycorn, as I was saying, the most important part
about starting a diverse investment portfolio
is to structure your stock purchases
-around low-rate, high-yield offering... -Oh, hi.
Hi.-
- Ta-da!
Those are like the Wild West, if you know what I mean.
- Sorry for the... Wait, start from the beginning,
-I wasn't listening. -Uh...
Uh...
I feel like Puppycorn doesn't remember any good times with me.
-What about these? -No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
Uh, this one looks like a ton of fun, Rick.
Ugh, I give up.
- Let's see what else is in there.
You pootied your tail off?
Oh, finally, there you are. Got ya.
Yeah, well, I'm, uh, looking around in here,
and it looks like that's all the bad ones.
Only good memories left in my little bro's head. Good job, guys.
-Phew! -Excellent.
Great, let's close him up. And he should wake up any moment now.
Little bro, hello?
Dr. Fox, is he okay?
Let me see.
Danger.
Oh, no, Puppycorn is experiencing
a rare condition called "poo-poo brain."
English, Doc, we're not all geniuses like you.
Sorry.
Puppycorn's brain is busted!
It seems like his brain won't work
without the good and the bad memories.
--This is all my fault.
I should never have tried to take the bad memories out in the first place.
Let's get all these back in there.
The good and bad memories.
-Even this one. -What's that one?
Take it away, little memory.
Shall we dance?
♪Tra, la, la...
Lift me.
Whee!
Ha, ha, I know, I know, it's so embarrassing,
but it's all worth it to get my little brother back.
Tailpoot.
Oh, man, sis, that was so crazy.
Little bro, you're back.
Oh, man, you were like...
Ah, so good.
That was very amusing.
Using a homemade dummy to practice kissing? Who even does that?
- Ha! Definitely not me.
You know, on second thought...