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Sun: What an exciting day! Alright, its all yours, Moon.
Moon: Man, I hate the night shift, everyone's always asleep. So boring.
Unikitty: Well, you're in luck, Moon, because tonight we have some premiere entertainment just for you! The Nightly-Night Night Time Show with your host, me! Unikitty! Lay me in, Hawk!
*The Scene cuts to Hawkodile rapidly beating "Strumming" a guitar*
Hawkodile: Gah! Uunh! Ouh! Ho-Ah!
*The scene cuts back to Unikitty*
Unikitty: Slick intro, Hawkodile!
*The scene cuts back to Hawkodile, with a now dropped guitar*
Hawkodile: Thanks, princess! I have no idea how to play these.
*The scene cuts back to Unikitty*
Unikitty: Well, we got a great show for you, today! You could say that it's out of this world! Ha, Hah! I'm looking at you, Moon!
Moon: Whoo! This is my new favorite show!
Unikitty: Thank you, thank you. You're a great audience. Now, let me introduce you to my Co-Host. he's witty, he's sweet, he's quick on his feet... Oh, Puppycorn!
Puppycorn: Heh, hang on sis, I'm watching the funniest show. Heh, this knucklehead thinks he's watching T.V, but he's actually on TV, he's just watching himself!
Unikitty: You realize that that's actua--
Puppycorn: Heh, what a dope! Hey, now he's copying me. Don't copy me! Stop it- Bark! Bark, bark, bark bark!
Unikitty: Uh, hey, Bro... What do you call a fake noodle?
Puppycorn: Bark! Bark, bark, bark- Huh?
Unikitty: An Impasta! Hah-HAH! Get it?
Puppycorn: Hahah- Oh, I get it, I GET IT! I don't get it.
Unikitty: Hawkodile, wiiind me over to the desk!
*The camera cuts to Hawkodile*
Hawkodile: Oh, uh, what do you want me to play?
*The scene cuts back to Unikitty*
Unikitty: Whatever comes naturally!
*The camera cuts to Hawkodile*
Hawkodile: Rodger that. BOOM! Gah, uunh, boom!
*The camera cuts back to Unikitty*
Unikitty: Great stuff, great stuff. I think that deserves some applause!
*A recording of Unikitty saying "Note to self- Come up with better jokes for the joke time." plays through a radio*
Unikitty: O-Oh- Ahah- Ignore that. C'mon, TURN THIS THING OFF!
*The camera cuts to the audience with a cue card telling them to applause. It then cuts to Hawkodile*
Hawkodile: Hey, you guys better laugh! You hear me?! I SAID LAUGH, UUNH!
Richard: Princess, what are you doing?!
Unikitty: We're putting on a late night show for the Moon- So she doesn't get bored!
Richard: Of course you are. Just... try to keep it down.
Unikitty: Sure thing, Rick- up next, our intern- Brock sees what's going on after hours in the Unikingdom in a segment we call... Night Streets With Brock! Hawk- Play a rock block for our big block rock!
*The camera cuts to Hawkodile*
Hawkodile: Sure thing. It's Rock 'O Clock. NIGHT STREETS! NIGHT STREEEEETS! NIGHT STREEHEEEEEEEEEETS!