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Richard: It’s beautiful. But excuse me, Princess, I have to do my chores.
Unikitty: Rick, you’re always doing chores! Don’t you wanna take a break?
Richard: I don’t need a break. This is my duty as caretaker of this castle!
Dr. Fox: You’ve broken your back!
Hawkodile: A back crack?
Puppycorn: A snack pack?!
Unikitty: A Rick break?!
Puppycorn: A butt crack?
Unikitty: Be still, my sweet little Richard. You’ve worked too hard!
Dr. Fox: She’s right! I’m prescribing plenty of bedrest! And this super-safe, untested healing ointment!
Richard: Okay. Relax. Don’t do chores.
Richard: Hm…maybe I should check on them…
Unikitty: No-no-no-no, everything’s fine, you stay in bed, doctor’s orders!
Record: General Meredith von Paperclippington and her

guerilla forces pushed farther and farther into…Farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…

Citizen: Please…clean me…
Unikitty: If we can’t clean the kitchen Rick’s way…then we’ll have to do it our way!
Record: Farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…farther and farther…Fart…fart… fart…
Unikitty: Puppycorn! Did you do your chore?
Puppycorn: What? Yeah? No? Huh?
Unikitty: Glad you’re feeling better, Rick.
Richard: Thank you, Princess. Thanks to all of you. I’m very surprised and very proud.
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