Latest revision as of 15:07, May 29, 2020
"Got a real bad feeling about this."
"I’m on to you. There’s something weird goin’ on and I’m gonna find out what. Then punching time!"
"There’s a deeper game here. What are you plotting, creeper?"
"Gotta warn the others... game over! I’m taking you down!"
"Ow! He really is bursting with happiness."
"I’ll stay here. Time for this bodyguard to guard some bodies!"
"Oh, yeah! Yeah! Bodyguard punch! Bodyguard kick! I feel so alive!"
"And I finally got to punch danger in the face."
"Heh, he’s a fighter. I like him."
"Initiate protocol Frozen Tundra."
"Yeah! Ice these punks!"
"Fly true, snowman."
"Mmm. Like a fireplace in my guts."
"Here’s an ice block in case you get warm!"
"That killer ant! And this typhoon! And this razor-sharp twig!"
"All right. Tea party secure."
"Just doing my job, Princess. Danger could be anywhere. I have to stay vigilant. Watchful at all times, in a constant state of awareness. Prepared for any…"
"Huh? No! What do you want?"
"It’s in the past, Eagleator."
"No! My cool shades!"
"His name is Eagleator, and he was…my bro."
"Eat our dust!"
"He fled, and vowed to return one day for a sweet fight! As for me, I swore to only use my action-hero skills to defend the world from people like Eagleator."
"Sorry, Princess. Only combat can solve this."
"Ugh, you’re right. Princess, I would normally never ask this, because of my honor, and also how insanely ill-equipped for battle you are…"
"Now the only way to beat an action-hero is to become an action-hero. In Action Forest!"
"You’re talking about the shades?"
"I’m not gonna beat you. They are!"
"Yeah, my bad."
"The only move they’ve never taught us: a hug. Sorry, bro."
"No, Princess. You were right. Sometime it is time for hugs. But when your bro is a super-evil action fighter who wants to beat up you and all your friends, then it’s time for punches."
"This thing may be out of my weight class."
Look at the hydraulics on that thing!"
"And I’m the right arm! Yeah! Hoo-ah!"
"The best defense is a good offense. Defense."
"The MechaKitty makes defending the kingdom so easy! I press one button and bam! Power fists!"
"Yeah, so awesome! Who needs muscles when I can press a button? Punch, punch, punch."
"Curse these floppy noodles!"
"On it! Activate! Piston pumps pummeling!"
"Hey, dump the punch, get the punch!"
"That’s the point. You’re the bait."
"Here, kitty kitty! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Over here, kitty, kitty, kitty! That’s a good kitty!"
"Sorry, slugger, gotta practice fighting in the dark in case the sun disappears."
"What do you… No! My sweet bis and tris! Nobody look at me!"
"He’s a safety hazard! With super-toned arms!"
"Huh?! What did you just say to me?! Say that again to my face! What?! That’s it!"
"Gotta carbo-load…these fists need power!"
"Lemme take on those dishes! I’ll punch that grime into pulp!"
"I dunno. Sounds really boring."
"Fights grease, huh? I like the sound of that! All right, Mr. Sudz, let us do soapy battle! For Rick!"
"Mr. Sudz! Why won’t you fight?!"
"Okay. You’re going to go in there and give it everything you’ve got. You were made for this! Dish toss!"
"Why are you…why are you still dirty?!"
"Cleanliness is served."
"Hey, Frosty Face! Get away from my castle!"
"Yeah…we totally do."
"Bodyguard punch! Bodyguard kick! Bodyguard training!"
"Dr. Fox, it’s like you singed my heart with a flamethrower! No one can know how weak you make me feel!"- Hawkodile, Crushing Defeat
"Uh, no! Not necessary!"
"Puppycorn, this is different. I like someone, not something."
"I gotta do all this before I even talk to her?"
"I’m requesting a leave of absence. To think my secret alone thoughts…"
"Uh, I came up here to…punch stuff. Or, things. Uh…yeah. I came up here to punch stuff or things."
"How…how do I begin to tell you that beneath my massive chest, there’s a raging battle of emotion! You take my breath away like a flying bicycle kick to the solar plexus. My deadly little mushroom cloud, you exploded my heart and rebuilt me into something new! You and me, together we’d make a great team."
"Strike! Come on, punching bag! Fight back!"
"I wish I had a sparring partner so I could learn to fight real good!"
"The sparring partners I always wanted! Yeah! Now this is bodyguard training!"
"Little wishes, this training is getting a bit too…intense!"
"Man, that was the most intense training session of my life!"
"Attention, citizens! We’re about to do some intense hidin’ and seekin’. So make sure your hammies are stretched! And your glutes are flexed!"
"I am quiet. I am still. I am hidden."
"You can always call it quits. They’ve got free juice and cupcakes at the losers’ table."
"Don’t eat that."
"And just kind of existed!"
"That was a close one. Thought I had to crack some skulls back there."
"Your sister’s a princess, champ. You’re her brother. Which makes you…"
"And the music’s still going…"
"Hey, slugger, we gotta problem! These new bouncy houses keep blowing away!"
"Princess, you have to stop this."
"And Puppycorn’ll be really heartbroken when the riots begin again…"
"Do we really have to? It’s embarrassing."
"It was I, the prince’s evil bride. I poisoned him because I hate pizza and fireworks. And fun."
"Come on, this wouldn’t stop me!"
"Ugh, fine. Oh, no! Despite my awesome skills, they’re too much for me! I have been defeated!"
"It’s muscle mass! I’m not heavy, I’m dense!"
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