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[Starts with Feebee in her flower shop.]

Feebee: I'm sorry Toaster, but I'm actually in love with your brother, Toast!

(Cut to Toaster)

Toaster: (gasps)

Toast: Oh!

(Cut back to Feebee)

Feebee: Wait, sorry. I mean I'm in love with your OTHER brother, Bagel!

(Cut to Toaster again)

Toaster: (gasps)

Bagel: Ohoho!

(Cut to Feebee's face. A white "To Be Continued...?" appears.)

(Everyone applauds.)

(Cut to Unikitty.)

Unikitty: Wow! What a twist! This is why I love the Unikingdom Film Festival! Everybody's SO creative!

(Dr. Fox walks in.)

Dr. Fox: And it's tradition! 100 years going strong, ever since Really Old Edith made the first moving picture.

(Cut to Edith.)

Really Old Edith: In my day, we called them "flippy flap looky talkies."

(Cut to Unikitty and Richard, the latter wearing a beret.)

Richard: I cannot wait for you all to see my film. This year I've crafted a sobering introspective about the dynamic of self in society. (quietly) My opus. (normal) Can we show it next?

Unikitty: Uhh...

(Cut to the others. They shake their heads.)

(Cut back to Unikitty, scratching her head.)

Unikitty: That sounds super fun! One second, Richard. (Unikitty runs off.)

(Cut to the gang except Richard.)

Unikitty: Guys, Richard's film sounds super boring.

Puppycorn: The whole crowd is gonna fall asleep!

(Unikitty turns light blue. Her blush marks are blue broken hearts.)

Unikitty (sad): Oh my gosh! Richard will be heartbroken!

Dr. Fox: And the Film Festival will be ruined.

Everyone: Aah!

Hawkodile: Princess, you have to show someone else's movie.

Unikitty: Okay okay. I got this. Oh, Richard, uh, sorry.

(Unikitty writes something.)

Unikitty: I was just checking the schedule, it looks like uhh, (It reveals Next: NOT RiCK! in red and in all caps except for the "next" and the I in rick.) someone else is up next, okay bye! And now a movie by me!

Puppycorn: And me! Hello!

Both: It's called...

(at the same time)

Unikitty: The Amulet of Katzana!

Puppycorn: Badge Cops! Agents of Justiceness[sic].

(Cut to Bim-Bom.)

(crickets)

Bim-Bom: Uh, what?

Unikitty: Roll it!

(Cut to "The Amulet of Katzana!", then "👓 Badge Cops: 🚗📛 Agents of Justiceness!⭐")

Puppycorn (as cop): These mean streets are messy with bad crime. Someone's gotta get tough and clean. It. Up. You have the right to remain... Car chase!

(The "cop" jumps on a car. Cut to a board game with a police car driving in zigzags.)

(Cut back to Puppycorn)

Cop: Come in, justice partner! I'm in hot pursuit of the worst crime guy[sic] ever (Cut back to the board game. This time the police car is chasing a red car with orange flames.) and I need backup big time!

Puppycorn (as "criminal"): Boy oh boy do I love crime.

Unikitty (as Katzana): Fear not, I am here! No evil shall escape the justice of... (holds out a shuriken) Katzana: Warrior Princess! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Whoosh!

(The shuriken hits the "criminal". Cut to the board game. The flaming car crashes. Cut to a live-action scene. A real car does the same thing and explodes.)

Criminal: Aahh! My getaway car! I had so much dirty crime biz left to do.

(Cut to a glitched screen.)

Katzana: You cannot escape your fate, nasty crime man! Or should I say, Lord Evil Wizard Troll!

(Katzana jumps.)

(Cut to a blue sky. Puppycorn is holding clouds on a stick.)

(Cut to Unikitty's room.)

Katzana: Feline!

(The crime man turns out to be Lord Evil Wizard Troll in disguise.)

Puppycorn (as Lord Evil Wizard Troll): No! You'll never recover the magic amulet before the moons align! Lightning spell! Lightning spell!

Unikitty: AH! My eyes!

Puppycorn: (gasps) Oh sis, are you okay?

Unikitty: Turn it off!

Puppycorn: Aah!

(Cut to the top of the castle. Lord Evil Wizard Troll appears to be holding a sun amulet.)

Lord Evil Wizard Troll: The amulet is mine! For evil! Hahaha!

Cop: Oh yeah? Look again. We swapped it.

Katzana: With a magic rainbow bomb!

(Wizard Troll is holding a rainbow bomb.)

Lord Evil Wizard Troll: Whaaaa?

(Puppycorn is replaced by a stickman with a watermelon for a head, presumably the same one from Memory Amok, and a picture of Wizard Troll for a face. The stickman explodes.)

Cop: Looks like we blew this case wide open. For reals. We blew it up.

Katzana: That's what I call the power of friendship!

(High five.)

Katzana: Let's dance!

♪You there, you're the cool guy♪

♪Catch the bad guys, that's right♪

♪Dance your pants off all night♪

♪You're my best friend♪

Edith: Those effects were so realistic!

Unikitty: Yay! People love our film, bro!

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