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- Male Singer:
Ridin' 'round town
Lookin' super rad
This dude's carved out of stone!
Rockin' sick shades and karate
Send's bad guys cryin' home
Hawkodile! Hawkodile!
He's the macho man winnin' the fight!
Hawkodile! Hawkodile!
He's the toughest bodyguard alive!
- Unikitty: Wow! Hawkodile is so hard-core!
- Hawkodile: Yeah, totally am.
- Unikitty: [gasps] Hawkodile, are you hurt?
- Hawkodile: Aw, I think everybody knows I'm too tough to get hurt.
- Unikitty: That looks really bad.
- Hawkodile: What are you talking about?
- Puppycorn: Your arm's all crinkly.
- [snap]
- Hawkodile: Oh, you mean this? It happens all the time. It's not like it's broken or anything.
- Dr. Fox: Your arm is definitely broken.
- Unikitty: Oh you poor thing. What happend?
- Dr. Fox: Did you stop a runaway train?
- Richard: Or punch an asteroid?
- Puppycorn: Or arm wrestle a tornado?
- Hawkodile: Oh it was way more hard-core than all those things combined! I broke my arm i-in in battle! fighting a huge monster.
- Unikitty: [gasps] A monster!?
- Puppycorn: Man, fighting a monster is the coolest way to hurt yourself.
- Unikitty: How'd you beat it Hawk? I bet it was an amazing story.
- Hawkodile: Oh you got that right. It was the biggest monster I've ever fought.
- There were tentacles.. covered with spikes!
- It was really two- uh.. fire.. plungers!
- And it had a tiny handlebar mustache.
- Dr. Fox: Oh how horrid.
- Hawkodile: Yeah, but that's not all.
- It had a.. bad haircut!
- And it burped out balloons that.. exploded if you'd touch them!
- And it's teeth-
- Richard: Were vampire fangs?
- Hawkodile: What? No, don't be ridiculous. It's teeth were.. monster truck tires!
- Unikitty: Wow! So how did you beat it? Details Details Detaaiils!
- Hawkodile:
- I knew I had to defend the castle and all of you, so I left it in battle.
- And the smackdown I gave him, hohoho, let's just say it made my arm look like a papercut.
- But before I fell, I saw a turned tail bulled out of town screaming, "Oh no! I'm so afraid!"
- Richard: That's the most ridiculous story I've ever heard..
- Hawkodile: [worried stutter]
- Richard: -and very plausible knowing this place.
- Dr. Fox: Oh, what a sacrafice. You're such a brave and honest hero.
- Hawkodile: [nervous laugh] Yeah that's me, brave and honest. Hey can I uh- have a minute alone.
- Unikitty: No problem, tough guy.