-Hi!
Aw.
-Hi! -Whoo-hoo!
♪ It's laundry day You know what that means
♪ It's time for us to get all our funky duds clean
♪ Gather your shorts Coat, hat and the rest
♪ We're gonna get 'em stain-free and lookin' fresh
♪ So let's run down this process we all know so well
♪ You add detergent Your threads And purple thingies for smell
DR. FOX: ♪ You click the knobs and watch your fabric
♪ And the rest is pretty much basically magic
♪ But that's not all you need to know
♪ Here's some expert tips to help your flow...
Break it down, MC Rick!
While hot water is best suited for disinfecting your dirty clothes and towels,
the high temperature can shrink, fade, or otherwise damage your fabrics.
Cold water is not only...
♪ Okay, now all our clothes are clean
♪ So let's take 'em all out of the machine
♪ Clean shirt, check Clean socks, check
♪ Clean Batman suit, check The other sock... ♪
Wait. Batman suit?
CHORUS:♪ Batman!
This must be a mistake.
Oh, my gosh, it even has a fully-stocked utility belt!
Princess, I think we should leave the suit where we found it.
We don't wanna anger Batman.
Check it out, guys.
I'm Batman.
Wow, sis, you sound exactly like Batman.
I know, right? Guess the suit just really brings it out in me.
That's uncanny!
It's like we're talking to the real Batman.
Okay, Princess, this has gone on long enough.
-WOMAN: Oh, no. - Trouble.
Let me get that for you, young lady.
Why, thank you so much, Batman.
Oh, I'm not Batman.
- Or am I? -No.
- Hello?
-MAN: You have my suit. -New phone, who dis?
-I'm Batman. -Who?
You mixed up our laundry. Give me back my Batsuit.
Sorry, it's a little hard to hear you.
Let me try... Oops.
Eh, I'm sure he'll call back.
Princess, we really should return Batman's suit before...
No, Richard. Can't you see?
There's trouble everywhere.
Crime running rampant, danger in the streets,
people left and right, and left and right,
in desperate need of help.
In desperate need of Batman.
Wow, what a safe place to live.
I love you.
Which is why I've decided
to go where they really need me most,
Frowntown.
-Princess... -Batman.
Batman, it's super depressing there.
Exactly.
Master Frown is always making everyone sad.
But Bat-me can Bat-swoop in and Bat-stop him.
I'll Bat-save the day.
Well, we should at least Bat-come with you.
No! Everyone knows Batman works alone.
-What about Robin? -Alone!
Bat-grapple away.
Still kinda getting the hang of this thing.
Alone!
UNIKITTY: I will protect these streets.
I will strike justice into the hearts
of trouble-makers and doo-doo heads.
I am the night.
-Hey. This is Batman.
BATMAN: No, this is Batman. Give me back my suit.
Ma'am, I still cannot understand you.
Would you take a throat lozenge or something?
-Bat-hang up.
Ha-ha! Get egged, losers.
Yeah-yeah!
Dude.
Master Frown's up to his old tricks, I see.
-Time for Batman to...
Oh, man, this... Hello?
BATMAN: Okay, it's me again. Don't hang up.
I took a throat lozenge. Is this any better?
Can you hear me now?
Look, lady, if this is some kind of a prank
where you make grunts and animal noises into the phone,
it's not funny. Unsubscribe.
BATMAN: Wait! Stop. I said don't hang...
Cool.
Aw, sweet, you brought snacks!
What? No. How are eggs snacks?
These eggs are part of my latest plot to ruin everyone's day.
I'm gonna hide them all over Frowntown.
And when they go rotten,
they're gonna smell really bad!
-Sounds kind of wasteful, bro.
BOTH: The eggs!
Sorry to scramble your plans, Frown,
but evil never wins.
Who are you?
Crime's worst nightmare.
And your best friend. Bye!
Dude, do you understand who you just got foiled by?
That was the Batman!
That's so legit, bro. Batman is the big leagues.
Big leagues, huh?
That means I'm the big leagues.
Finally! I gotta step my game up.
You need a costume, bro.
Yes! A new era of frowns begins!
BOTH: Let's suit up!
BOTH: Let the word break!
Oh, man, we look awesome!
Yeah, we do. Big leagues, baby.
Dude.
The perfect crime.
Hi!
I mean, let's plug that leak.
Batarang.
Oh, so awesome!
Batman! Can I have your Bat-autograph?
Of course, clown friend.
-Yes, Brock, distract the Bat. -Uh, do what now?
Looks like you got egg on your face, Bats.
BROCK: Thanks for the autograph, Batman!
I'm a Bat-failure.
Master Frown's ruining everybody's day,
and I let him get away.
I mean, you did insist on going alone, so...
Wait. That's it. I was alone.
But everyone knows Batman works best with a full Bat-team.
Why didn't you guys offer to help?
Uh, pretty sure we did.
We've gotta stop Frown. Together.
Glad to hear it.
Otherwise, this would have been a huge waste.
Check it out. Sidekick suits.
ALL: Sidekick suits?
Ooh, I call OG Robin!
Oh, yeah, old school.
I call Lady Robin!
Also known as Robin!
I call Nightwing!
Oh, cool. So we're all being Robins.
No, Nightwing's different.
He's totally a Robin, dude.
Nah-uh. Was a Robin. Now he's Nightwing.
I shall be Alfred.
Whatever makes you happy, Rick.
Bat-team away!
-Okay, back it up. Back it up. There.
Great.
Now, Mega Ostrich, lay your mega egg.
Ha-ha! Perfect.
When this big boy goes rotten,
Frowntown's gonna turn into the stinkiest place on the planet!
-Huh?
Glad you brought an egg, Master Frown,
'cause you're toast.
Bat-team, assemble.
Oh, so many Robins!
-HAWKODILE: I'm Nightwing! -Alfred!
I'm not afraid of you, Batman.
You and your Robins and old grandpa butler
are no match for my giant rotten egg! Mwah!
Batman, according to my Lady Robin sensors,
we've only got minutes before that egg goes rotten!
Don't worry, bird sister, we'll stop this stink.
You guys get rid of the egg, I'll handle Frown.
You're not the only one with gadgets.
You're scrambled, egg!
Nightwing ninja! Ooh!
Let OG Robin handle this.
With some groovy circus skills.
I'll run my Lady Robin laser! Also known as a normal laser!
Alfred saves the day.
Thanks, Bat-butler.
I'll save you, Mister Frown!
Unnecessary costume change!
I got you, puddin'.
Oops. Butter fingers.
Can't catch me.
Got your nose, Bats.
Ow.
Time to eat Bat gadgets, Frown.
Batarang!
Frown Cannon!
Bat-bat!
Giant penny!
Four-score-and-seven-years a-smoke bomb!
Ah! This sucks! Frown Teeth!
Bat Sandwich!
Frown Sink!
Bat Senior Discount Card!
Wait. For real? Ah, my cornea!
-Bat Teddy! -Frown Cactus!
-Frown Dump Truck! -Bat Lave Lamp!
-These for sale? -BOTH: No!
Give up! There's no Bat-attack I can't counter, Batman.
Uh-oh. I'm all out of gadgets.
My stinky egg plan's gonna stink up the whole city any second.
And there's nothing you can Bat-do about it.
True. There may be nothing I can Bat-do about it,
but there is something I can...
Unikitty-do about it!
Huh?
-Uni-Hug! -Unikitty?
No!
Unikitty is Batman?
Mind explosion!
You're finished, Frown.
Oh, you may have caught me,
but you'll never stop the plan I hatched.
Hatched? That's it!
Unikitty, the egg's going to spoil any second,
but it's too heavy to move!
We don't need to move it.
We just need to stop it from going rotten.
Use your Robin bird powers and hatch that egg!
I don't think that's how Robin works.
Robins, go!
ALL: Hatch! Hatch! Hatch!
Hatch! Hatch! Hatch!
-Hatch!
Yeah, we did it!
-Whoo, it worked! -I'm a mother!
-Ooh!
Hello?
BATMAN: Can you hear me now? It's Batman.
Oh, hi, Batman. Glad it's you.
For a while I kept getting this weird wrong number.
I hope you're not mad I borrowed your Batsuit.
Nah. You used my Batsuit for what it was made for.
Kicking bad guy butt.
Even if it was a lame butt like Master Frown.
-Hey! -I'll admit, you make a pretty sweet Batman.
Not nearly as sweet a Batman as me,
but, like, you know, B, B-plus.
Wow. Thanks, Batman!
Now give me back my suit!
I've been hiding in this alley all day, and I'm Bat-naked!
Hey, right over here.
Oops. Sorry. Here you go, Mr. Batman.
Ugh. Finally.
Hey, if you're ever in Gotham, hit me up.
You know how to call me.
ALL: Whoa!
Lame. I can't believe I wasn't even fighting the real Batman.
-Ow! Ow! Brock, untie me! Ow!
No way, man.
This is the coolest thing I've seen in my whole life.
Nice job, Bat-team.